Okay, but, being a clean hoarder doesn't make you any less of a hoarder. Ianto's seen the shows. It's serious problem here in America. He's ready for an intervention, he's got one in his back pocket, just in case.

"That's a big job. Reckon you'd need a pack." He ruffles Ruckus' fur. "I wouldn't mind a day off of that. I feel like a childminder. Keeping him away from small appliances and sugar. Not to mention Callie."