"Ah, you never know," Seth answers with a smirk. "Anyway, it.. gets worse," he says, since he's already on a roll with a storytelling. He sobers a bit for the next part, though.

"I finally found someone with the power to bring back the dead.. So I.. brought Shannon back." He pauses to let that sink in, and takes another swig of the bottle. The story has turned rather serious now. "But then it turned out she.. went zombie. Ate my neighbour and my iguana. Tried killing Kelly, so I had to stop her... And a few dozen other zombies."

Again he pauses. "After that it.. well, it got better between me and Kelly, but. Two of our friends died. One by going back in time. So we left. Went to Uganda, and Kelly, she.. well, I'd given her the power of being a 'fookin rocket scientist'," he explains, briefly imitating her accent, with a small smile. "So we just stayed there, defusing landmines. Then I came through the rift."

Congratulations, Johnny. You are now most likely the person who knows the most in this world about Seth's past. And what a ridiculous clusterfuck of tropes and weird shit it is.