wentdowntogeorgia: (Even dead gods can dream)
Lucifer, the Morningstar ([personal profile] wentdowntogeorgia) wrote in [community profile] bigapplesauce 2014-09-25 06:57 am (UTC)

Satan rolls his eyes at the dramatics.

"Yes, you've caught me. I'm the Great and Powerful Oz."

Cookie for you, Daniel; you're intuitive enough to figure out that the Devil is a nasty piece of work underneath the middle-aged meatsuit and newly-discovered taste for expensive alcohol. Fortunately for everyone involved, Lucifer has no desire to get his murder on right now.

If Lucifer hadn't been so completely out of fucks to give, though, he might have actually started to get really annoyed at this point, and an annoyed Satan is not something that anyone wants.

He leans toward Iman. "If you've got questions, you should really just ask them. I might even actually answer."

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