Lucifer looks over at the doctor like he's a very unusual specimen of moth that's wandering dangerously close to a bug zapper. He tilts his head, a curious and almost bird-like gesture.

"I might just be misunderstanding you, but it really sounds like you're asking me to do something terrible to your organs. Usually when I take requests, that's... not what I get."

People who ask Satan to go to town on their insides are usually a very special brand of crazy cultist that he doesn't get involved with.

"Do you think you might want to reconsider your lack of self-preservation?"