"I swear I am not making this up," says Eliot, reading Sunshine's extremely dubious look for what it is. "Like, okay, he started out as like ooh scary badass villain in season what, two? And then he just sorta stuck around and was a semi comic relief antihero tough guy, like, oh man, what can I remember." It takes a minute for Eliot to sort through the mental file of 'old things he watched in high school and trivia facts about a character who, let's be honest, he had a little bit of a crush on.'

"Okay his real name is William, he likes poetry, like a dweeb, used to have a chip in his head that made it so he couldn't hurt people but then that...stopped happening, I don't know, lots of weird stuff happened in that show." And Johnny isn't really helping, good god what kind of sad excuse for a cultural education did Johnny have? First he doesn't know about brunch and now this. Eliot is going to have to have some sort of Netflix marathon with him.

He catches sight of Sunshine reaching for her phone, and his eyes light up. "Oh please tell me you have a picture of him in there, this is too fucking much."