"YES," says Eliot, almost before Sunshine's finished talking, because this is amazing and robot fucking aside there is no way this day could have gotten any better. "Oh my god this is a train wreck, I want to meet him in person, please tell him to come over, we've got booze and muffins!" For a minute the possibility of seeing real live Spike in his own home is too much for Eliot, and he turns away, gasping helpless giggles into Johnny's shoulder.

A sudden thought occurs to him and he snorts, and tries to sit up. "Oh fuck I just remembered," he begins, one hand over his stomach, wow he's getting an ab workout today, who would have thought? "There was, there was this one episode, and everyone lost their memories and he thought his name was Randy!"