"Uh, I said there were a lot of differences. Or at least I think that's what I said. You might want to consult a dictionary on that. Now's really not the best time for, um, demonstration. Seeing as I am drunk. Probably. I'm going to say that to make myself feel better about that atrocious elocution."

"Drunk" might be stretching it. He's at least well on his way. It's starting to feel like that, though he could just be tired. It's getting increasingly difficult to tell.