"Wh- no I haven't," he says, just as he feels his own phone buzz repeatedly in his pocket. He fishes it out and stares at it, aghast. "What are you doing? You're specifically doing the thing I just told you not to do. Stop that!" He shows her all her ridiculous texts on his phone, as if that will clarify things for her. "Here, let me show you." He reaches out and tries to take the phone back, hopefully to keep her from sending anymore absurd messages to everyone everywhere.
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