Oh good, backup. "You take her. She shouldn't touch me anymore." He lifts a hand from the counter to gesture vaguely, which turns out to be a mistake. His entire body dips down a fraction before he can replace his hand on the counter. "...Healing mojo," he finishes. As far as Spike is concerned, this is a very cogent and thorough explanation of the situation as it currently stands.

"I'm just gonna...sit back down." Aziraphale can get Sunshine and he'll just wait here. that's okay. He tries to lower himself carefully, but for the last foot or so he thumps down onto the floor.