[OPEN] Green Means Go

[beastisbeauty]

Bruce is slowly acquainting himself with this version of New York City. He tries to spend as much time as he can in his labs, but there is only so much that can be done in a day. Sometimes, science requires patience, sitting back and letting things happen.

Also, there is the very real possibility that he will spend the rest of his life here. Bruce doesn't intend to spend it alone, isolated from the people of this world. He's had enough of that in his life. As difficult as it is for him, Bruce knows he has to make connections and find people who are willing to accept both him and the Hulk.

He needs the Hulk to learn how to quickly tell friend from foe.

Unfortunately, Bruce's deep thoughts mean he is not paying enough attention to his surroundings. He crosses the road at the last moments before the crossing light changes from "walk" to "don't walk." Unfortunately, a car also speeds towards him, barely pausing at a stop sign.

The result is Bruce getting hit in the side by the car and going flying over the hood.

This wakes the Hulk up.

Hulk ignores the driver, who gets out of the car to help Bruce and then flees, when he sees the Hulk. Instead, the Hulk focuses on the man's car, pummeling it angrily and tearing it into pieces. This only takes a few moments, then Hulk stops and looks around the street. People are screaming and running, but, so far, no one is trying to hurt Hulk or shooting stupid bullets.

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[stronglikebear]

The Hulk's growling is far from unnoticed. Yuri keeps glancing up to see where the giant green man is and what he's doing, and just happens to be looking just when the guy snarls at him. Taking a hasty step back, Yuri fumbles his phone and drops it. "Shit!"

[aly_brighteyes]

"Yes, well there's a very great fuss happening, as you might observe." Aly smooths her dress as if she's still a serving girl.

[beastisbeauty]

Hulk sees the phone fall and smirks in triumph. Jumping forward, he brings his foot down hard on the phone, grinding it's remains into the pavement.

"Hulk not fuss. Hulk smash!"

[stronglikebear]

Yuri scrambles back out of the way, too busy running for his life to ponder why this woman is so unconcerned about the giant green man. "Don't smash me!" he yelps, holding his arms up like he could somehow fend the guy off.

[aly_brighteyes]

"Quite right." Aly glanced between the creature, apparently called Hulk, and the man. "No more smashing."

And if the creature isn't amenable to that, then she's a very fast runner.

[beastisbeauty]

"Hulk smash puny weapon!" he crowed, smirking. "Hulk still strongest!"

At her words, Hulk turned towards the girl, looking almost stricken.

"No smashing?" he repeated, astounded and sad.

[stronglikebear]

Okay, maybe this was actually a bit beyond Yuri's abilities. Seeing the Hulk distracted, he scrambled to come join Aly at her side, since she seemed to know what she was doing. "Do you know this guy?" he asked.

[aly_brighteyes]

"No, but he's obstructing traffic," Aly replies, putting on her blandest face. Really, she's dealt with tantrums before, human and divine.

"Why don't we find somewhere else to smash where cars won't honk at you?" Surely there's a garbage dump somewhere where he can be left to smash to his heart's content?

[beastisbeauty]

The Hulk comes closer, but, for him, slowly, not wanting to make the girl scream, like other puny humans. He ignores the puny man, now that the puny man's weapon is gone.

"Girl smash with Hulk?"

[stronglikebear]

"Smash what?" asks Yuri plaintively, looking back and forth between the two of them. Apartment buildings, his brain supplies. The zoo. People's offices or the subway. Not good.

[aly_brighteyes]

"Well," Aly says reasonably, looking over at the other man. "What about a dump or a scrap pile? Then he'll be smashing things that are meant to be ruined anyway."

It seems like a perfectly good solution to her.

[beastisbeauty]

Hulk snorts. "Hulk not want to smash stupid junk. Want to smash things try to smash back!"

[stronglikebear]

"I don't know where any are --" Yuri starts to say, but he's cut off by the Hulk's objection anyway. "We can't stay out here," he says, turning his attention back to the green man. "Romac's gonna be out here any time and try to take you in."

[aly_brighteyes]

"Well I don't see much of anything that looks like it means to smash back," Aly stays her course, putting on her best nanny face.

"Now why don't we just leave this be before those nasty people come."

She really doesn't fancy having to knife anyone into silence.

[beastisbeauty]

"Nasty people always come," Hulk agrees. "Hulk not know ROMAC. Help girl escape?"

[stronglikebear]

It's Hulk who needs help escaping, Yuri thinks, but for the life of him he can't think what to do about it. They can hardly take him to the rebel base; there's already a nervous crowd gathering to stare, and even if they dcould get there unobserved, he doubts Hulk could fit through the door.

"I don't know where to take him," he confesses to the girl.

[aly_brighteyes]

"Yes! Very good idea!" Aly encourages the Hulk. Anything to prompt him to leave the scene. "You can even make it look like you've kidnapped me and run off if you like?"

She glances over at her new ally. "Let's go as far off as we can make it."

[beastisbeauty]

Hulk snorts. "Hulk not care what puny humans think. Hulk strongest!"

He reaches down to lift her up, being careful.

[stronglikebear]

"Oh, God." Yuri doesn't like this one bit. Regardless of the fact that it's not him Hulk is reaching for, he skitters away nervously. His mind has gone blank -- there has to be somewhere for them to run to, but he can't think where. "Don't hurt her!" he bleats at Hulk.

[aly_brighteyes]

If necessary, Aly has some sharp implements to better encourage Hulk to gentleness, but he does seem to be quite careful and so she doesn't worry.

"Let's go...um." She needs to better memorize the city. "We'll go smash things at a dump until we think of someplace better. Is that all right?"

[beastisbeauty]

Hulk glares at the puny man.

"Hulk not smash girl. Hulk not stupid, like puny man!"

Hulk snorted at the girl.

"Hulk not want to smash smelly garbage."

[stronglikebear]

Alright, being told off by a giant green man with a fixation on smashing...actually stings a bit. "I'm not -- you're the one wanting to smash stuff," he says defensively, still keeping his distance. If they take off without him, he's not sure he'll be able to keep up. Maybe he should go for help anyway.

"Trees?" he suggests, wincing at the thought of it but figuring it's better than smashing cars and people.

[aly_brighteyes]

"Trees!" Aly agrees. She holds herself limp in the Hulk's hand, as if in a swoon.

"Let's go either way!"

[beastisbeauty]

"Hulk knows good place with trees," he promises. He starts to leap away, but then looks down at the puny man. "Puny man run from ROMAC?"



OOC: Should Hulk take Yuri too? :D

[stronglikebear]

"Uh." Yuri eyes the pair of them nervously. He kind of doesn't want to get left out when he thinks he can help -- though then he could go for help. As far as the question goes, he figures honesty is the best policy. "I guess? When they're after me?"


[ooc: XD sure, if you don't mind my slow-timing.]